making the world a better place.

husband at the window at eleven thirty pm blowing bubbles, one of those wedding favours - i think this is one of the best desk gifts, he says. they're not desk gifts, i say, they're wedding favours. who are you blowing to, i ask, it's so dark outside. he says, to no one in particular, it's for my own pleasure.

and then he stops and goes to take a shower.